Yesterday while with my cousin Amanda, we found that our younger cousin, Mitch, had left one of his moist treasured possessions in her car: His Maglite flashlight. So, being the caring cousin I am, I sent him a picture message with this:
"We have your flashlight. If you ever want to see it again, we need $100,000 and a plane out of the country.
Signed,
Kidnappers"
He responded saying he would do anything as long as we didn't hurt it. So, we decided to have some more fun. Throughout the day we sent him photos of his flashlight under a car tire, as the victim at a fake crime scene, in the oven and in the toaster.
Mitch now thinks we're monsters and "the essence of EVIL".
Isn't family the best?
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